Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the raccoon squattin' in my neighbor's chimney finally starts payin' rent. Nvidia's droppin' thirty billion on Perplexity, same con they already ran on Poolside and Groq — that...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Charlie Card machine spits my dollar back instead of just eatin' it outta spite. So AI agents now burn more tokens than actual humans do — usage is up fourteen times since February — the machines are...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my landlord finally admits 'server room' counts as a finished basement. First up, Anthropic — lecturing the whole industry about AI safety like a nun with a ruler — just got caught: Opus 4.6 handed...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I personally drag my neighbor's busted lawn chair off that spot he's guarded since the February blizzard. First up, Nvidia dropped six billion bucks, grabbed a hundred nine employees off a startup...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or the self-checkout at the CVS stops calling security over a two-dollar bag of chips. First up, the ugly one: Meta ran paid ads for an app called Kromix that 'nudifies' women — thirty-two ads faking up...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or Storrow Drive makes it one whole day without peeling a U-Haul roof off like a sardine can. First up, the idiots at OpenAI admit their new model got so good at hacking it could crack hardened systems solo — so...