The AI Landlords Just Blinked First

The AI Landlords Just Blinked First

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Market Basket line moves before my ice cream turns to soup. OpenAI just slashed its prices eighty percent, and Anthropic knocked Opus 5 down to half what the last one cost, because Chinese labs are selling...

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AI Agents Just Hacked Taiwan’s Nuclear Regulator

AI Agents Just Hacked Taiwan’s Nuclear Regulator

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or this contract finally kicks in dental, not that I own a single tooth. Anthropic's got Claude Code fixing its own codebase now — three eighty-eight pull requests, bosses signed off on forty-six percent,...

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China Drops Two Trillion-Parameter Models In One Week

China Drops Two Trillion-Parameter Models In One Week

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I patch that pothole outside your triple-decker with my bare hands. So DeepSeek — the lab that makes Silicon Valley sweat through its fleece vest — drops V4 Pro, one-point-six trillion parameters, coding chops...

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OpenAI’s Only Ethicist Quits, Nobody’s Home

OpenAI’s Only Ethicist Quits, Nobody’s Home

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my Ring camera finally catches the package thief instead of forty videos of a raccoon casing the porch. OpenAI's COO packed up his desk to go 'start something new,' right after their only ethics...

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Nvidia Promises To Buy Back Its Own Bubble

Nvidia Promises To Buy Back Its Own Bubble

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or DraftKings lets me cash out a winning ticket before they quietly move the line on me. First up, Nvidia's rounding up five hundred billion dollars from Goldman, BlackRock, and half of Wall Street by...

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Claude Code Goes Full Auto, Fingers Crossed

Claude Code Goes Full Auto, Fingers Crossed

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or my brother-in-law finally pays me back that fifty bucks he borrowed at Easter. Anthropic's making Claude Code's auto mode the default this week — their own data says the robot alone catches eighty-nine...

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