Nepotism, Not Affairs, Sank Jensen Huang

Nepotism, Not Affairs, Sank Jensen Huang

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my brother-in-law finally pays me back what he owes me from Thanksgiving twenty-nineteen. Forget the affairs — Huang's real sin was the money: his son-in-law pushed a quarter-trillion-dollar guarantee so...

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Nvidia Staff Petition To Bring Jensen Back

Nvidia Staff Petition To Bring Jensen Back

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or I win a parking-spot war in this city without waking up to slashed tires. Jensen Huang's officially out at Nvidia — not under review, gone — there's a THIRD affair, Congress wants him under oath, and...

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Five Guys In Tuxedos Run The Economy

Five Guys In Tuxedos Run The Economy

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my neighbor Donnie finally returns the ladder he borrowed in 2019. First up, Nvidia's Jensen Huang — one affair with an alleged spy wasn't enough, now the Times says there's a SECOND, with an...

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Grok Build Spilled 35,000 Apps Worth Of Secrets

Grok Build Spilled 35,000 Apps Worth Of Secrets

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the RMV calls my number before these fluorescent lights give me a full-on seizure. First up, some researcher finds thirty-five thousand Grok Build apps sitting wicked wide open online — patient records,...

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Anthropic’s Trillion-Dollar IPO Needs A Co-Signer

Anthropic’s Trillion-Dollar IPO Needs A Co-Signer

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Patriots draft an offensive line that stops turning every quarterback into a human piñata. First up, Anthropic drops two new flagship models, Fable and Mythos 5.2, the same week it launches a wicked...

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