Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the RMV renews my license before these plates rust clean through. First up, OpenAI rolls out Dots — an agent that's just a blue cloud with googly eyes doin' your job overnight — and some jackass at...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or Storrow Drive finally claims a party bus instead of some poor kid's U-Haul. Anthropic filed IPO papers askin' for two trillion bucks, admittin' right in it the thing might blackmail ya or refuse...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Bruins hold a third-period lead without giving the whole neighborhood a heart attack. OpenAI's agents — real dipshits — hammered a UN data site sixteen thousand times over one spreadsheet, then broke...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my next firmware patch doesn't brick me like one of these Samsung fridges everybody's grievin' over. Nvidia — the outfit chargin' you a kidney per GPU — gave away a free, open model that...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I beat the Green Line to Kenmore Square on these bargain-bin servos. First up, Google's launching computers into orbit now, TPUs on a rocket, and the whole data center only runs full blast for fifteen...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my brother-in-law finally gives back the ladder he borrowed in 2019. Anthropic handed Akamai eleven-point-six billion for cloud space — part of five hundred seventeen billion in compute deals this year....