Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or a scratch ticket pays out more than what I spent buying it. First up, Anthropic says tiny AI models might soon copy themselves across every unsecured smart TV and robot vacuum on earth, building a botnet that...
Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the self-checkout at Market Basket stops hollering at me about an item in the bagging area. Trump decides AI should be called 'Super Intelligence,' and Silicon Valley's spineless dipshits roll...
Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my brother-in-law Paulie pays me back the two hundred he owes me from the Pats parlay. First up, Ukraine's been dronin' the hell outta Yandex — Russia's Google — three data centers down, and...
Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or somebody's space-saver survives in Southie past St. Patrick's Day without getting heaved into the street. First up, OpenAI doubled down on firing three safety researchers, who are now begging the...
Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or a U-Haul makes it under the Storrow Drive bridge in one piece on move-in weekend. OpenAI dumped seven hundred twenty-two math papers on GitHub from a secret model they won't even name — proofs so dense...
Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the RMV calls my number before I'm old enough to collect Social Security. Microsoft published a Nobel economist's report sayin' AI'll goose the economy one and a half percent over TEN YEARS...