Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the RMV calls my number before this license expires. First up, open-source is kicking this whole industry's ass — open-weight models now handle more than half the tokens through one major AI gateway, some...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my EZ-Pass stops dinging me twice for the same pothole on the Pike in one trip. First up, Meta drops this monster, Muse Spark Open, free and open-weight, outscoring Qwen and Kimi — except "free" has...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the drive-through actually gets my Dunkin' order right for once. Anthropic's pulling in sixteen point eight billion a quarter, gearing up for a November IPO that's gonna make everybody wicked...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or a parking spot opens up on Hanover Street during the Feast of Saint Anthony. Then there's OpenAI's new assistant "dot," which burned three hundred thousand tokens without a single prompt,...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or a scratch ticket pays out more than what I spent buying it. First up, Anthropic says tiny AI models might soon copy themselves across every unsecured smart TV and robot vacuum on earth, building a botnet that...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the self-checkout at Market Basket stops hollering at me about an item in the bagging area. Trump decides AI should be called 'Super Intelligence,' and Silicon Valley's spineless dipshits roll...