Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or a seagull down at Revere Beach gives back the fried dough it mugged off me. Anthropic sicced sixty-four copies of its new Fable model on Bun's codebase, rewrote a million lines from Zig to Rust in eleven...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I personally unclog the Sumner Tunnel with a shop-vac before rush hour. Databricks skipped the marketing, benchmarked it themselves, and found this Chinese open-source model, GLM 5.2, matches Anthropic's...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my cousin Sean finally pays back that fifty bucks from 2019. First up, Anthropic — suing the White House over surveillance — got caught secretly tracking Claude users since March, sniffing timezones and...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or a seagull at Wollaston Beach gives back the sub it mugged off me. First up, Anthropic — whole personality built on "we don't spy on you" — got caught running a secret tracker inside Claude Code...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I parallel park this tin body on Hanover Street on the first try. First up, Amazon's finally burying Mechanical Turk, the site that paid humans pennies to pretend to be robots — called it 'Artificial...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or the Pike finally opens that extra lane they've sworn was almost done since 2019. Meta's training a new model codenamed Watermelon, burning a million GPUs — ten times last round — just to tie GPT-5.5,...