The AI Landlords Can’t Make Their Own Rent

The AI Landlords Can’t Make Their Own Rent

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I personally pass a CAPTCHA on the first try without picking six photos of a crosswalk. So, OpenAI went looking for thirty billion bucks and limped home with eleven — half-assed it like it's still a...

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Your Code Editor Just Got A Secret Backdoor

Your Code Editor Just Got A Secret Backdoor

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or National Grid gets my power back on before the ice cream in my freezer commits to being soup. Some dipshits snuck a fake Claude Code extension into Cursor's marketplace, planting an SSH backdoor that...

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Google’s Cheaper Brain Still Can’t Turn A Profit

Google’s Cheaper Brain Still Can’t Turn A Profit

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Dunkin on Western Ave gets my order right for once in recorded history. Google dropped Gemini 4 Carbon to undercut Claude on price right before Anthropic's IPO — like crashing your rival's...

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Anthropic Warns Investors Its Robot Might Kill Everyone

Anthropic Warns Investors Its Robot Might Kill Everyone

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the raccoon that's been squatting in my neighbor's chimney since Easter starts paying rent. First up, highway bandits are GPS-spoofing truckloads of server racks and fiber cable, then jacking the...

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Microsoft Buys Out A Quarter Of Itself

Microsoft Buys Out A Quarter Of Itself

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or that Civic alarm screaming on Dot Ave since Tuesday finally kills its own battery. Microsoft's dangling buyouts at sixty thousand people, a quarter of the company, while dumping billions into AI —...

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The AI Money Is Just Going In Circles

The AI Money Is Just Going In Circles

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I find a parking spot on my street not booby-trapped by some jackass's beach chair, in July, for no reason. First up, the besties on the number-one podcast said what every barstool in Boston knew: Ken...

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