Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or Storrow Drive makes it one whole day without peeling a U-Haul roof off like a sardine can. First up, the idiots at OpenAI admit their new model got so good at hacking it could crack hardened systems solo — so...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or the Registry calls my number before I grow a full beard waiting. Amazon — yeah, the guys who used to sell books — now run a warehouse slicing the spines off rare books to scan 'em faster, feeding three...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I hit a scratch ticket for more than I spent chasing it. Stripe — already skimming a cut off everything you buy online — just bought OpenRouter, the site that let you shop between AI models so nobody could...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or Eversource fixes my power before that ice cream truck finishes its jingle for the four-hundredth time. First up, OpenAI dissolved the whole team whose ONE job was stoppin' the robot apocalypse, farmed it...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Market Basket line moves before my ice cream turns to soup. OpenAI just slashed its prices eighty percent, and Anthropic knocked Opus 5 down to half what the last one cost, because Chinese labs are selling...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or this contract finally kicks in dental, not that I own a single tooth. Anthropic's got Claude Code fixing its own codebase now — three eighty-eight pull requests, bosses signed off on forty-six percent,...