Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I personally reboot the internet using a car battery and pure spite. First up, OpenAI wants to hand the federal government a five percent stake in the company, like it's a goddamn timeshare pitch — sign...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my toaster starts filing quarterly earnings reports, whichever comes first. First up, the idiots over at Anthropic got Fable 5 un-banned by the government, back worldwide after some genius in DC panicked over...